The Ideal Guy

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I didn’t know what to write about for this week.  So, I took an idea from a friend of mine in Facebook.  She started describing her ideal man and she put a lot of things she wouldn’t like about him; then concluded that she would stay a “ham” for the rest of her future (the expression we use in Spanish to say that a person will stay single).

Well, at 46 years of age, I pretty well know what kind of man I would like.  My ideal guy would be absolutely all of the contrary of the guys I’ve ever met in my life.  That would make him: not puertorican, not a womanizer, not a “machista”,  extremely handsome, tall, with a great sense of humor,  a great friend, not selfish, very spiritual, decent, loving, considerate, romantic, really smart, oh and single like me.  Unfortunately the singles I’ve found are either mentally disturbed or gay.

OMG!!!  I can’t believe I’ve never met anyone with these qualities.  I really have to get out of this island.  Maybe I’ll find some crazy person who has a spaceship and I’ll end up finding my ideal guy in another galaxy.

Better luck next time; if it ever happens!  What would your ideal person be??

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