Hello! My name is Midna. I live with my two servants: Lauriann & Anna. Yesterday a visitor came to my dwelling place or should I say: my castle. My servants kept me safe in a room so that that visitor couldn’t harm me. But I could smell her from a mile away. I was quite content in that safe room. I had everything I needed: my food, my water and my favorite potty box. Oh! And I also have a tall bed that almost touches the ceiling from which I can see through the window all the tiny moving objects that I long to catch & play with… or maybe eat them.
So I was quite comfortable but I could still hear that stranger walking around and talking about me. Yeah! She said I was “ugly”. My servants insisted that I was not. But the stranger stubbornly kept saying that I was the ugliest cat that she had ever seen. She also added that the previous cat (whom I’ve never met) was prettier. The nerve! What did I ever do to deserve to be insulted like that?
All I do is play around with anything that I can find. My favorite pastimes are: following balls and hunting my snacks and eating them. I still wonder why my servants grimace whenever I eat my snacks. It’s so much fun to watch while my snacks try to escape but I always catch them…..mmmmeow and that crunchy sensation while I chew them is sensational. My servants call them “cockroaches” but I call them “yummy”.
I like my life and I even have a friend. His name is Marlute and he lives next door. He’s much older than me but I like to bother him whenever he visits and stays over. I like intimidating him with my furry tail. He may be bigger, older and probably cuter by questionable standards; but I’m funnier!
I am loved, well cared and I have my own kingdom. And, I don’t give a meow who thinks I’m ugly!
So, bite me!